Here's A Reminder

Of what you're not going to accomplish in your life. But to be honest, this really doesn't impress me. Want to impress me? Try that on with your pinky fingers; then, depending on the day I'm having, I may be impressed. Probably not though.

Oh, Hai!

Rumor has it that this cat challenged her own reflection to a staring contest. 

On the 2nd day, she won.

More Dance Lessons

After seeing this kid get down, I have officially hung up my ballet shoes and quit dancing. I could spend the rest of my days trying to duplicate his masterpiece only to fall short because let's be honest; just those facial expressions would take years to master, and frankly, I'm not willing to put in that kind of time.
I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE PEOPLE!

You Will Never Be This Talented

I can honestly say I've never tried this. I have accomplished so much in my life already, I just never got around to trying it. But I'm sure if I did, it would look very similar to this. Probably even better.

Free Dance Lesson

As I kid, I dreamed of dancing for people. Not in gay way, but in a non-straight way. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would reach such potential where I could make face-plants look this easy. And I was right; I never did.